Alternative to a Hate Ode

Patty O'tomtom's bitch cousin Molly needs to be thrown out the window. She has no idea where she is going half the time, and lies about where roads are. My original plan was to write a hate ode cursing her very name, but that would take far too much energy, and she does not deserve that much of my attention. Come to think of it, even this post is giving her the power.....

Crafty wench.